I got this in an email and thought it worth sharing. 
Friendly Advice
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
Facts are facts: This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
Friendly Advice
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
Facts are facts: This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
I love being able to say it all in smileys.