Interview with an old lady

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mobilus

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MARRIED FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about h er first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
 
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mobilus

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Stud rooster

Stud Rooster


A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,


'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'


The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'


The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'


The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'


The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'


The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.


He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.


The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit . . . third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story . . .
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
 
irwin

irwin

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mobilus said:
Stud Rooster

Moral of this story . . .
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Heard it before, liked it then, enjoyed it again...:tiphat:

Well I am coming up fast on old farthood............:ohmy:
 
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