A man walked into a very high-tech
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space
travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh,
about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time.
So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh...'bout.50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space
travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh,
about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time.
So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh...'bout.50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"