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* To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not a Hillary or Obama fan, but this is funny.
FYI Heard the library will be located in Dallas at Southern Methodist University. I thought would be built at Waco (Wacko), TX. Remember to wear your hard hats this week for the fall out -either "nucluur" fall out from the ashes of Iran or the Spy Satellite (either/or).
Don't get me wrong...I'm not a Hillary or Obama fan, but this is funny.
FYI Heard the library will be located in Dallas at Southern Methodist University. I thought would be built at Waco (Wacko), TX. Remember to wear your hard hats this week for the fall out -either "nucluur" fall out from the ashes of Iran or the Spy Satellite (either/or).
George W Bush Presidential Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this great man's legacy
The Library will include:
* The HurricaneKatrinaRoom, which is still under construction.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been able to find).
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
* Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senator
* Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego
State of the Union Address and Ground Hog Day
This is a year when both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur in the same week.
And as it has been pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.