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Nicahawk
Guest
> Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
> home. An old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out
> saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
>
> The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'
>
> One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
> under
> shorts and we can tell your exact age.'
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
> dropped his drawers.
>
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump
> up
> and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years
> old!'
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How
> in
> the world did you guess?'
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies
> happily yelled in unison
>
> 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!
>
> home. An old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out
> saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
>
> The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'
>
> One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
> under
> shorts and we can tell your exact age.'
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he
> dropped his drawers.
>
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump
> up
> and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years
> old!'
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How
> in
> the world did you guess?'
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies
> happily yelled in unison
>
> 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!
>