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Mental Health Outsourcing I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back .. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Check out this candid rabbit video..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHdTMwtPuA0

If someone comes to your front door, saying the health authorities are checking for ticks due to the warming weather, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, do not do it. This is a scam. I wish I'd gotten this message yesterday. I feel so stupid.

:sorry: I want to apologize before hand..:sorry: I really love my cats, so don't get the wrong idea. I also believe that respect for other cultures is a sign of spiritual awareness. Okay now you can click on this...http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm

Another new illness to watch out for! A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the heck is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't...

Got out of the house early this morning, well early for a saturday, 9:00am. Dragged a few trees out of the woods before the rain and snow started, felt good to beat the weather . This is my back yard. and the drive way side, that's an ancient JD seeder in the center.. The workshop and the...

A guy was driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale". He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Beagle...

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 -- A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's...

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As...

You guys think this is for real??? http://newhaven.craigslist.org/grd/546288011.html yeah I thought not...

Subject: Moral dilemma 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there couldonly be one passenger in your car? Think before...

Be carefull don't get too much sun!! Don't believe me? Look here.

The wife and I bought this property for several good reasons, and this is one of them. My wife Stephanie has been a horse lover since girlhood (we'll just say a while;) ) . She's owned this one horse for 20 years, but hasn't been able to keep it on her own property, well now she can, but first...

I've been wondering where some of the real talent went to. Did some web browsing one day (when I was bored) I find Farmwithjunk, Dougster, MtnViewRanch, Bindian, Mark777, jbrumberg, Grrr, and other names that seem to be familiar from some other TractorP0#n site. I've spent what little time...