Every dog we have had on our property here has been unique and very special. And then there is 'the Inspector'--or Orca, the Killer Cat, who rules the roost and has never had any difficulties keeping the dogs in line. Life would be much poorer without them!</p>
But I had to laugh when my sister (keeper of three cats) sent me the following this morning (sorry not to be able to include the pics):</p>
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua :
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
Greyhound/Saluki:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!</p>
I don't know about the others, but the Golden Retriever, the Border Collie, the Lab and the cat all ring true with my experience!</p>