thomasnchy
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A little old lady brought her duck to vet one day.
The vet took one look at the limp duck and said "sorry, but your duck is dead".
The little old lady, obviously fond of the old duck, asked the vet for a second opinion.
The vet laid the duck on the exam table and called in a cat.
The cat junped on the table, sniffed the duck, shook his head and left the room.
The little old lady still wasn't satisfied and asked for one more diagnosis.
So, the vet call in a Black Lab. The lab put both paws on the exam table, sniffed the duck, shook his head and left the room.
Finally realizing that her old duck was, in fact, really dead the little old lady asked how much the vet was going to charge her.
The vet told her it would be $200.00
A little suprised, the little old lady asked the doctor why it would be so much?
The doctor told her that his first diagnosis was free, but the $200.00 was for the extra CATscan and LABwork.
The vet took one look at the limp duck and said "sorry, but your duck is dead".
The little old lady, obviously fond of the old duck, asked the vet for a second opinion.
The vet laid the duck on the exam table and called in a cat.
The cat junped on the table, sniffed the duck, shook his head and left the room.
The little old lady still wasn't satisfied and asked for one more diagnosis.
So, the vet call in a Black Lab. The lab put both paws on the exam table, sniffed the duck, shook his head and left the room.
Finally realizing that her old duck was, in fact, really dead the little old lady asked how much the vet was going to charge her.
The vet told her it would be $200.00
A little suprised, the little old lady asked the doctor why it would be so much?
The doctor told her that his first diagnosis was free, but the $200.00 was for the extra CATscan and LABwork.