A 6 year old and a 4 year old

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mobilus

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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.'

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! :shitHitsFan: He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? '

I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!' :pat:

 
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mobilus

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."




 
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camnbc

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My dad told me that one a long time. He never said a cuss word in his life, which made it that much funnier.
 
rback33

rback33

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mobilus said:
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."




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OK... Rep points from me for something clean AND funny!
 
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mobilus

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Another one...

Okay, I'm not saying that anyone I know has actually done this, but this probably did happen back in Alabama...
 

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mobilus

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A redneck came into town...

On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his .

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred.

"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"
 
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