Some of these are kinda funny.........
You own a lawn tractor even though you live in a condominium.
You wore bib overalls at your wedding.
Instead of family pictures in your wallet you have pictures of all your tractors.
All of your tractors have names.
You spend more than five minutes a day at NetTractorTalk web site.
You mow the lawn with your combine.
You plow even though you fully intended to go no-till.
You drive your tractor instead of your mini-van when the wife sends you for groceries.
You have Slow Moving Vehicle emblems on all of your automobiles.
You're still reading this stupid list to see if you fit in.
You get more email messages at work pertaining to tractors than to work.
You have a picture of your new combine on the wall in your office at work.
You send all your buddies .jpg files of your wheat field.
You put a little chrome tractor hood ornament on your wife's new Buick.
You have bookmarks in Netscape for ATIS, YTMAG, NTT.com and every ag supply store in the country.
You drive your Farmall H around a busy Indianapolis suburb.
You send all your buddies .jpg files of your neighbor's wheat field.
You know more about your tractor's ancestry than you do about your wife's.
You have a picture of your tractor for your Windows wallpaper on your computer at work.
Your wife's new car lives outside, so your old tractor can live inside.
You work in town for eight hours a day so you can afford to go farm for eight more.
You are working on your tractor and your wife says "Honey come to bed!" and you reply "Not now, I'm busy!".
You are working on your tractor and your girlfriend says "Honey come to bed!" and you have to think about it for more than a minute.
You use a plow foot for a paperweight.
You have more toy tractors than your kids do.
You think that gasoline and old grease smell good.
You read "Busted Tractors and Rusty Knuckles" and you actually knew what Rog was talking about.
You read The Hook Magazine while you're in the outhouse instead of a Playboy.
You want to go to the NTPA pull so bad, that you agree to take ALL of the kids with you.
You subscribe to Successful Farming magazine just to read Ageless Iron.
Mark
You own a lawn tractor even though you live in a condominium.
You wore bib overalls at your wedding.
Instead of family pictures in your wallet you have pictures of all your tractors.
All of your tractors have names.
You spend more than five minutes a day at NetTractorTalk web site.
You mow the lawn with your combine.
You plow even though you fully intended to go no-till.
You drive your tractor instead of your mini-van when the wife sends you for groceries.
You have Slow Moving Vehicle emblems on all of your automobiles.
You're still reading this stupid list to see if you fit in.
You get more email messages at work pertaining to tractors than to work.
You have a picture of your new combine on the wall in your office at work.
You send all your buddies .jpg files of your wheat field.
You put a little chrome tractor hood ornament on your wife's new Buick.
You have bookmarks in Netscape for ATIS, YTMAG, NTT.com and every ag supply store in the country.
You drive your Farmall H around a busy Indianapolis suburb.
You send all your buddies .jpg files of your neighbor's wheat field.
You know more about your tractor's ancestry than you do about your wife's.
You have a picture of your tractor for your Windows wallpaper on your computer at work.
Your wife's new car lives outside, so your old tractor can live inside.
You work in town for eight hours a day so you can afford to go farm for eight more.
You are working on your tractor and your wife says "Honey come to bed!" and you reply "Not now, I'm busy!".
You are working on your tractor and your girlfriend says "Honey come to bed!" and you have to think about it for more than a minute.
You use a plow foot for a paperweight.
You have more toy tractors than your kids do.
You think that gasoline and old grease smell good.
You read "Busted Tractors and Rusty Knuckles" and you actually knew what Rog was talking about.
You read The Hook Magazine while you're in the outhouse instead of a Playboy.
You want to go to the NTPA pull so bad, that you agree to take ALL of the kids with you.
You subscribe to Successful Farming magazine just to read Ageless Iron.
Mark
