A man gets home late from the pub. His wife confronts him at the door, furious that he has kept her waiting.
'Where have you been, I made dinner hours ago!' shouts the wife, 'You are home so late I fed your dinner to the dog!'
'Dont worry' says the man, ' I can buy you a new dog'
'Where have you been, I made dinner hours ago!' shouts the wife, 'You are home so late I fed your dinner to the dog!'
'Dont worry' says the man, ' I can buy you a new dog'