An Irishman went to a farrier....

Mith

Active member
Heard this on the box last night, had me in stitches....


An Irishman went to a farrier and asked for a job.

'Do you have any experience shoeing horses?' said the farrier to the Irishman.

Irishman, 'No, but I once told a Donkey to bugger off.'

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EastTexFrank

Senior Member
Gold Site Supporter
Mith, you can't tell jokes like that in America. It's not politically correct. It's called ethnic stereotyping. Pretty damned funny though. :yum::yum::yum:
 

Erik

Member
why would it be ethnic stereotyping?
Demopublicans aren't any specific ethnicity?
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or were you not complaining about the derogatory way the donkey was spoken to? :yum:
 

Mith

Active member
I've just remembered Quincy is from Ireland, ouch! :D

I'm sure he rips us Englishmen down his local :D
 

joe lasky

Member
Mith, you can't tell jokes like that in America. It's not politically correct. It's called ethnic stereotyping.

Would...

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Because they can't spell toboggan

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Aim for the radio

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Someone dropped a quarter and they went looking for it

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A car theif that can't drive

Hear about the tragedy of the polish terrorist?

He was told to go blow up a bus and he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

What's three miles long, goes up to speeds of 3mph, and has a combined IQ of 49?

Saint Patty's day parade

Know there is proof that Jesus was actually black?

1. He went around calling everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they accept them the way they are

Whats the difference between golfing in Canada and New York?

In New York, they say "eeehhh, get off the green", in Canada, they say "get off the green, eeehhh"

Hear about the tragedy of the polish couple who died at the drive in movie theater?

They froze to death. They went to go see "CLOSED FOR WINTER"

Hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

It has a 12 month waiting list

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They all drowned in spring training

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The hot dogs taste like crap





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