How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded," 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
 
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