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<div><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">A young blonde woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while on
Vacation.</span></span>
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</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the Worstway,but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #000000; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Wereasking..

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of theshopkeepers,
The young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch
Myown alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't yougo on
And give it a try?"</span></span>
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</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the sameyoung
Womanstanding waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings
Hiscar to a stop,he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.. </span></span>
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</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">With lightningreflexes, theBlonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it </span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #000000; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: #000000; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: black; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">Up onto the slipperybank. Nearbywere 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. Theblonde
Strugglesmightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THISONE'S
BAREFOOT, TOO!"</span></span>
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