A woman was caught stealing a can of peaches from a local super market.
When her case came before the judge, he asked her "How many peaches were in the can"?
To which she replied, "Six, I believe, Your Honor".
"Well, then", the Judge spoke, "I sentence you to a day in jail for each peach - a total of six days".
All of a sudden the woman's husband stood up in the gallery and yelled "YOUR HONOR! She took a can of PEAS, too!"
When her case came before the judge, he asked her "How many peaches were in the can"?
To which she replied, "Six, I believe, Your Honor".
"Well, then", the Judge spoke, "I sentence you to a day in jail for each peach - a total of six days".
All of a sudden the woman's husband stood up in the gallery and yelled "YOUR HONOR! She took a can of PEAS, too!"