Dining out. Will it come to this?

[Doc]

Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
John.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.
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[Bigorangething]

True story:
A couple weeks back at the local hardware store, a woman was being helped by one f the young clerks. The woman asked the clerk if he had been vaccinated. Without mssng a beat the young man asked if the woman and her husband used any adult toys. She was appalled of course, his response was this: you asked me a personal question, so I asked one of you in return. The woma immediately left the store and laughter broke out.

I still smile when I think of this.