Recent content by joe lasky

Welcome to the Forum! Spent more than a couple years around the Breuceton Mills area.

When someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt..." Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produce six children. Holy Schitt, their first...

Sad but true... A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched...

The world is a much better place to have such a kind hearted person as yourself. No matter what happens to the animal, you tried, and that's what matters:respect: I was out with a buddy this past weekend shooting. A couple of hawks flew overhead (they've got a nest somewhere, becuase since...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)...

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.' Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed...

You better be a good shot with a .45 for a snake:D Tried it once, honestly, tasted like chicken to me:D

Doc In a rush to get it down back to get to work, but it was pretty big. Gun was that Ruger Mark 3 with the Bushnell (sp?) red dot that I had posted about previously. As for your question, I don't know, never used it, but considering the caliber, don't think you'd have any problems, but I'd...

Funny, I was just going to post on this subject. Came home after church and the lab was barking like crazy when I came to the grarage door (which wasn't like her). She was fixated on a point, had to grab the flashlight and go look. Gun worked fine with sub sonnic ammo and red dot sight...

Scenario: You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know, the outfit - shorts with the hole in...

Dude, you're married, don't do it:D:yum: Wham or no Wham, it's still George Michaels. Heck, even Rage Agaisnt the Machine couldn't make that song work even if they tried. Thinking about it, the only band that could make "Careless Whisper" work as a cover is either The Dead Milkmen or Black...

My money on who Kid Rock's father is would be Bill Ritchie. Got to admit, had to look though. http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/kidrock.asp

+1 For some reason, Kid Rock reminds me of a older, rougher looking Vanilla Ice.

Apparently I'm not having much time to keep up. Who's the artist that ripped off Warren Zevon's "werewolves of London"? :D

The other day heard Metallica doing "Careless Whisper" :no: :no: :no: