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-An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your...

Thanks for the prayers, Ted. :respect: Y'all have a great day today! Mark

Welcome, Newt! Watch out for the "old member". You'll figure him out soon enough. I'm down here in north Texas, and we had a nice weekend up in the 60s. The older I get, the more I'm glad to be out of those cold temps. Anyway, I cut a few places in a sideline business myself. Take...

Thanks, Shinn. I can't wait until I'm healed up enough to get out and work. I took down the barbed wire fence that ran in the middle of my current shed project, and after about an hour, I was hurting so bad that I had to come to the house. When I move a lot, that pocket where the lymph...

Dougster, check this out... http://airburners.com/?gclid=CICX0M2xupECFQIUPAodLyZwCQ I built a garbage incinerator with this concept...works great. I'm not sure that you'd be able to adapt this idea on a cheap scale, but it's a great idea. Mark

Hey, who were you pointing that at? Okay, I resemble that remark. Mark

Shinn, yeah, but I bet you have a state income tax, right? They'll get their share one way or the other. Doug, what Jim wote is what I do as well...FEL and sprayer. You'd be surprised at how much you can accomplish with a small amount of water through a sprayer. Still haven't convinced...

WELCOME!!!!!!! Warning: This forum is chock full of NUTS! It's kinda like a cyber version of the ol' timey barber shop... Mark

Ted, do you remember what those platters were made from? I sold some off as scrap a couple of years ago, and I might not want to know this answer...but? Mark

Doug, it is illegal to return a stump to the ground that it came from? :pat: What if it had never been dug up in the first place, would it be illegal? :pat: Or is it the act of burying something itself? HOLY COW! And you've got time limits on a burn pile? :wtf: Insane. :sorry: Down...

Jay, we got a few sprinkles yesterday...enoough to settle the dust on the gravel road...that's better than naught:respect: . Your prognosticating was right...:tiphat: We had a beautiful, cool, damp day that reminded me of my time in jolly old England. And today, when I finally roll out of...

That's appropriate, it'll give special meaning to that "I got screwed" feeling when it falls apart.:pat: :yum:

:sorry: But Junk, at least the bear didn't EAT you.:cool: I just went through a two-month ordeal after some spots turned up in an MRI that they took when I had that wreck with the semi truck. Everyboby kept saying, "Well, maybe they'll catch it early." :ohmy: After lots and lots of tests...

Oh, Doug, I've got today and tomorrow off as paid sick days:tiphat: ...sometimes it's nice working for the man.

It'll be okay, Doug. Just take a nap, wake up, have another:starbucks: and everything will be bright and new again. :cool: You are getting sleepy...very sleepy...

NO, NO, NO, UncleBuck! Say it ain't so! Okay, at least I got mine before quality goes to hell.:shitHitsFan:

Dougster, why is it that even when I try to redirect the humor in a direction intended to be AWAY from you, it still comes back to you? :sorry: It's kind of like an episode of "LOST" or something:hide: . Or...maybe there's just a little too much truth in LarryRB's comment. larryRBthe corvette...

Nica, what are those trees? I bet they really provide a lot of shade for the house in the summer time?

Okay, Doug...I'll redirect. Let me tell you about someone that moved in about a halfmile from my place a few years back. It's gonna sound like I'm making this one up, but I swear it's true. Anyway, the land was cleared and some general contractor had his guys start framing this building...

The "old member" kind of reminds me of my mother-in-law (67ish)describing her husband (88 years old) and their sex life. She said it is a sorry sight, like an old soldier sitting on a pair of duffel bags, just waiting for the next train. He says he never thought of it as a member, always been...