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When someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt..." Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produce six children. Holy Schitt, their first...

Sad but true... A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)...

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.' Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed...

Scenario: You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know, the outfit - shorts with the hole in...

The other day heard Metallica doing "Careless Whisper" :no: :no: :no:

about those pirates holding off a Navy ship? Ok, we've got some pirates with AK's and perhaps some RPG's on the high seas, what else have they got? Yep, perhaps a hostage, but in that area of the world, sorry Charlie. I'm just scratching my head when I heard news accounts that the U.S Navy is...

Put close to a brick through the Mark III with this little optic, and it doesn't get much better at having fun pushing between 50-100 yards. Way ammo is going now, just can't beat those long rifle prices compared to everything else (heck, my regular gun shop is out of brass and powder now to...

Reading the paper (Winston Salem Journal) at the office today, and just love it. My question is who will enforce the accuracy of what a company reports to the state? Did we end up paying anyone for being the decendents of slaves yet? By James Romoser JOURNAL RALEIGH BUREAU Published: March...

This is a very interesting read http://www.infowars.com/police-trained-nationwide-that-informed-americans-are-domestic-terrorists/ Colonel Gadsden's flag may have to be taken off my truck.

Went to three of my local gun shops (the small rural type where you know everyone and it's nice, small and cozy) in the past week, and it's official, the sky is falling. I've tried to hold out hope and not let fear justify buying anything due to the current political climate, but heck, it seems...

Came across this official paperwork clearing out my father's childhood house. It's the paper that declares my granfather a citizen of the United states. Both of my granfathers died in the coal mines in Pennsyvania before I ever had the chance to meet them. Thought it would make an...

From the Winston Salem Journal, and I was just on that road early last night to boot! "Southbound lanes of U.S. 52 in northern Winston-Salem remain closed this morning and are expected to be at least partially closed through the morning commute as a result of a tractor-trailer crash that...