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While sprucing everything up this weekend I noticed that the front tires are starting to develop cracks in the side walls. One tire has them all the way around the side wall. The other has just started. Anyone ever seen this before. These tires are not even a year old yet, and have less than 50...

Think before you speak.. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...

Don't laugh.....it is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04.People call at 9 pm and ask...

Ok here goes, my first serious thread. I went out to start the tank yesterday morning. Temps right around 5-10 degrees. Pluged the block heater in for about and hour then went out to start it up. Turned over kinda hard but she fired. It ran for about 3 minutes, then all of a sudden I started...

THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an...

Hey has anyone seen that Mahindra is advertising on the weather channel now. I was watching it this morning and noticed the Mahindra logo in the upper right hand corner. The also had a commercial right after the broadcast but I missed it, due to excessive channel surfing.

Hang on to any of the new Kentucky Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Kentuckyquarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is being taken after numerous...

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests. I decide to water my garden As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is...

BAKED BEANS--This is hilarious! One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the...

I am getting tidbits of info. The new model is going to be the 8560. THis will be an 83hp model avaible with a cab or open station. :eek: Anybody else got any info on the new brute?

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous...

ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS................................. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest...

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up...

Oil Change Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00...

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ,"...

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I...

Dougster is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I'd hit the ball I couldn't see where it went." His wife sympathizes...

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think...

I'm not sure if this counts as a joke or personal improvement. --Ed

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