Wasn't gonna say anything Mud... but this continues to sound more and more like a discussion about Idaho Senator Larry Craig than a discussion about tractor stability.
Better be careful with the wording there friend!
Dougster
Think we A'skert 'em off????
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Better be careful with the wording there friend!
Dougster
MUDONTHETIRES
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Dougster,Wasn't gonna say anything Mud... but this continues to sound more and more like a discussion about Idaho Senator Larry Craig than a discussion about tractor stability.
Better be careful with the wording there friend!
Dougster
That's just all kinds of wrong!
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You're absolutely right though, I should have worded that differently.
Mud
uh, I mean MR. MANLY MUD
P.S. Never saw Brokeback Mountain and never plan to!
MUDONTHETIRES
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I'm with you Jay!
If I'm unlucky enough to make eye contact in a public bathroom, I morph into Rocky Balboa, raise my arms, lower my voice and say:
"Yo, forget about it!"
If I'm unlucky enough to make eye contact in a public bathroom, I morph into Rocky Balboa, raise my arms, lower my voice and say:
"Yo, forget about it!"
It's just a good thing you weren't having that conversation with Ed in a men's room somewhere. Place would've emptied faster than a Patriots Superbowl victory celebration after Sunday's game.I'm with you Jay!
If I'm unlucky enough to make eye contact in a public bathroom, I morph into Rocky Balboa, raise my arms, lower my voice and say:
"Yo, forget about it!"
Dougster
Bindian
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Jay,Those expensive and fancy arsed commercials were a huge disappointment this year. A lot of wasted money, which somehow will get back to us and our wallets and pocketbooks (?) (for some strange reason I do not think that Brandi carries a handbag/"warbag" very often). My chili is starting to prove itself as more entertaining
I do believe you need to adjust your meds.
I have been stewing all day thinking of what to say here. All day after the welding shop made a sow's ear out of my loader bucket. All day after taking both my parents to the doctor. All day having to drive to Houston in 80 degree huggieness with my truck's air conditioner going out. So now I say.............They are FERRETS. What's the difference between a Ferret and a Weasel............ They have a lot of similarities - both are part of the Mustela Genus, both are carnivores, both perform the famous 'weasel war dance,' both have long slinky bodies, and both are very clever and sneaky!
The biggest difference is that ferrets are domesticated and weasels are wild. Also, ferrets tend to be bigger than weasels, but weasels have a longer tail.
Jay wrote.........BTW I worked female psych long enough (8+ years ) to know the outcome already
. JayIf this is true Jay.............Then ask your wife if she is wearing her fat pants.
Now, about ..................(for some strange reason I do not think that Brandi carries a handbag/"warbag" very often
).I always carry my purse, except when dancing or riding horses. I carry it to have my Kimber close. What's a Kimber you ask?
Hint.............See photo below.
hugs, Brandi
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Bindian
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Mud,
In Texas we would call that water you have impounded there a stock tank.
What is a guitar tech? Is that something like a guitar teacher or instructor???
hugs, Brandi
MUDONTHETIRES
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Hey Brandi,
A guitar tech services or works on guitars much like a tractor mechanic would "PDI" or perform a Pre-Delivery Inspection on a tractor before it's purchased or before delivery is taken. When someone purchases a new guitar, it needs to be "set-up". Set-up being the action or strings raised or lowered and the neck and intonation adjusted. I buy and sell several guitars yearly as a hobby so it's nice to have a local "tech" handy to service them.
I have several family members that live in Texas and I believe I recall hearing them call ponds "tanks".
Mud
A guitar tech services or works on guitars much like a tractor mechanic would "PDI" or perform a Pre-Delivery Inspection on a tractor before it's purchased or before delivery is taken. When someone purchases a new guitar, it needs to be "set-up". Set-up being the action or strings raised or lowered and the neck and intonation adjusted. I buy and sell several guitars yearly as a hobby so it's nice to have a local "tech" handy to service them.
I have several family members that live in Texas and I believe I recall hearing them call ponds "tanks".
Mud
MUDONTHETIRES
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Brandi,I always carry my purse, except when dancing or riding horses. I carry it to have my Kimber close. What's a Kimber you ask?
hugs, Brandi
EXCELLENT choice of personal protection! I've wanted a Kimber for sometime now!
Bindian
Member
Mud,
Yep, tanks are built mainly for watering cattle. Ponds are for pleasure. Fishing is either is a must!
I can hear the men'ers drowning now.hugs, Brandi
Bindian
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jbrumberg
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Brandi:
I was waiting and you did kick my male ass butt as expected 
and deserved 
. Believe it or not I am going to have all my meds hopefully readjusted today without being hospitalized again . I will own up to ticking you off and I am sorry that you like myself are dealing with aging parent issues and having to "balance" a lot of "stuff" lately .
My sincere apology has been made and hopefully accepted and I would like to commend your kimber "pattern"- it's a lot tighter than my S&W Model 65 357 magnum's would have been.
I did not mean you any dis
.
Jay
PS: I understand "fat pants" all too well. I also showed my wife yor ferret picture. She just shook her head .
I was waiting
and you did kick my male ass butt as expected and deserved . Believe it or not I am going to have all my meds hopefully readjusted today without being hospitalized again . I will own up to ticking you off and I am sorry that you like myself are dealing with aging parent issues and having to "balance" a lot of "stuff" lately .My sincere apology has been made and hopefully accepted and I would like to commend your kimber "pattern"- it's a lot tighter than my S&W Model 65 357 magnum's would have been
.I did not mean you any dis
.Jay
PS: I understand "fat pants" all too well. I also showed my wife yor ferret picture. She just shook her head
.
civesnedfield
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Brandi:
I was waiting
My sincere apology has been made and hopefully accepted and I would like to commend your kimber "pattern"- it's a lot tighter than my S&W Model 65 357 magnum's would have been
I did not mean you any dis
Jay
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That's it JAy take the Meds defense. It works every time
jbrumberg
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I can use the "roid rage" defense legitimately . If you want entertainment you should see me on 3 weeks straight of the IV stuff 
with a couple of 's thrown in. All my foo-foo does not even come close. Jay
PS: I take full responsibility for my behaviors and will accept the consequences.
defense legitimately . If you want entertainment you should see me on 3 weeks straight of the IV stuff with a couple of 's thrown in. All my foo-foo does not even come close. JayPS: I take full responsibility for my behaviors and will accept the consequences.
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MUDONTHETIRES
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Well it seems we have a record breaking thread on our hands!
Farmwithjunk
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I think we have just solved the mystery as to why Bill BellyCheck and his Patriots lost.
It was all Junk's doing!!!
Dougster
Dougster, you just made MY day
If I thought for even the first second I saved my beloved Dolphins perfect season record, I'd have'ta kiss myself
I was glad to wake up this morning (after some very weird bad-gruel-induced dreams/nightmares) and see that my personal therapist and private weatherman is still alive!!!Brandi: I was waiting
Jay - For the sake of all involved, I think you better PM me and explain this one off-line.
Dougster