This is kind of sad for Mrs UT60's aunt, but too funny not to share...This weekend, I took the family into East Texas for my wife's "family Christmas." (My Mother in law and her 2 sisters get together every year a couple weeks before Christmas)....The one sister's Daughter's family rarely shows up - this year was no exception, however the excuse will be family lore for ages... The husband was supposed to have to Colonoscopy on Thursday, wife calls her mother (the aunt) Friday morning and says "We are just not going to be able to travel today - he had his Colonoscopy yesterday and his throat is so sore he just wants to stay home..."
This neighborhood story almost matches your family one ...
Our block in town has an annual Christmas party. We missed it this year for the first time in several years.
But the big story from last year's party was the mommy who couldn't stop talking about how her 11 year old son's penis was coming along nicely. She boasted to several guests that she can see he is on his way to being well hung. Apparently based on her continual careful evaluation. I wonder if she still bathes him every night.
She is a super-controlling parent with the kids in private school and everything controlled so they won't be corrupted by the common people around her.
We all wondered what this year's update to that story would be.
Guess what. Two days before this year's Christmas party the boy ran away. His picture and family name were on the evening news. A helicopter with a bright floodlight and incomprehensible loudspeaker circled over the neighborhood late at night annoying everyone.
The kid was discovered early next morning lonesome and shivering at the next light-rail station from the one he should have boarded after school. Apparently his running-away plan wasn't very sophisticated.
Oh - and the woman's professional job is to evaluate prospective adoptive parents.
I can't wait to hear the gossip from this year's Christmas party! I wonder if she showed her face.
