When someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt..."
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produce six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt: two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt: and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Full Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happen brothers. The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horrace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
Apologies if this offends anyone. Came across it some of my uncles belongings that I am keeping. Had the time to go through some of his stuff and found this. Not sure how old it is (old piece of paper), but thought it was "somewhat" funny.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produce six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt: two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt: and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Full Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happen brothers. The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horrace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
Apologies if this offends anyone. Came across it some of my uncles belongings that I am keeping. Had the time to go through some of his stuff and found this. Not sure how old it is (old piece of paper), but thought it was "somewhat" funny.
