A little humor to wake folks up!
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Politicians are like sperm. Only one in a million ends up developing a brain.
and this little gem....
A response to a safety auditor on a work site:
Bud, all of us will be OK of we remember 2 simple things:
1. Learn to get out of the way. Stay out of the way when you get there.
2.Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your d**k if you plan on keeping em.
Leaving a safety auditor speechless standing there with nothing but his teeth in his mouth is priceless.
and this little gem....
A response to a safety auditor on a work site:
Bud, all of us will be OK of we remember 2 simple things:
1. Learn to get out of the way. Stay out of the way when you get there.
2.Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your d**k if you plan on keeping em.
Leaving a safety auditor speechless standing there with nothing but his teeth in his mouth is priceless.
where is all this disease gonna end? first there was the foot and mouth it killed a few people and now i see that there is a new one called foot/mouth and hand disease that is supose to be even more deadly and kill more people . then i hear of this even more deadly disease it's mainly concentrated in the washington dc area but it does have the power to wipe out all of the human race it's called head up the ass disease so for it hasn't spread to any other populated areas other than the senate floor and the whitehouse. i sure hope they find a way to contain this deadly disease before it spread to other places.
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
urednecku
Member
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down
for break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,
the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set
up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is
... going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked
up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then
in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing
well. Only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being
stupid!
for break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,
the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set
up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is
... going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked
up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then
in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing
well. Only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being
stupid!
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
TWO GUNS
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urednecku
Member
I couldn't help it, I had to laugh.
FARMER CRUSHED COP CARS WITH TRACTOR.
The original link I had from Centurylink was changed, so here's the story.
NEWPORT, Vt. August 3, 2012 (AP)
A Vermont man, who authorities say was angry over an arrest and used his tractor to drive over seven police vehicles, is expected in court.
State Police say 34-year-old Roger Pion (PEE'-on) was taken into custody in Newport on Thursday, shortly after he allegedly crushed the Orleans County sheriff's vehicles. Estimated damage was at least $250,000.
PHOTO: A Vermont man, who authorities say was angry over an arrest, allegedly used his tractor to drive over seven police vehicles.
He was apparently mad over his recent arrest on resisting arrest and marijuana possession charges.
Sheriff's deputies working inside their building didn't know what was happening until a neighbor called 911. They didn't hear the ruckus outside because their air conditioners were humming. They said they couldn't pursue the man because their cars were crushed.
Pion faces numerous charges. He's expected to appear in court Friday. Authorities didn't know if he had a lawyer.
FARMER CRUSHED COP CARS WITH TRACTOR.
The original link I had from Centurylink was changed, so here's the story.
NEWPORT, Vt. August 3, 2012 (AP)
A Vermont man, who authorities say was angry over an arrest and used his tractor to drive over seven police vehicles, is expected in court.
State Police say 34-year-old Roger Pion (PEE'-on) was taken into custody in Newport on Thursday, shortly after he allegedly crushed the Orleans County sheriff's vehicles. Estimated damage was at least $250,000.
PHOTO: A Vermont man, who authorities say was angry over an arrest, allegedly used his tractor to drive over seven police vehicles.
He was apparently mad over his recent arrest on resisting arrest and marijuana possession charges.
Sheriff's deputies working inside their building didn't know what was happening until a neighbor called 911. They didn't hear the ruckus outside because their air conditioners were humming. They said they couldn't pursue the man because their cars were crushed.
Pion faces numerous charges. He's expected to appear in court Friday. Authorities didn't know if he had a lawyer.
