blonde headed woman try's suicide!!!

Peanut · Nov 18, 2008

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.

“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

“What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?”

“No silly!” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.”

“So then?” asked the doctor.

“Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.”

“So then?”

“Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.”

RUSTY ANVIL · Nov 18, 2008

Forum Members,,,,

Most of you don't know what my wife and i look like, so here is a picture taken during harvest time. I don't know how Two Guns or Deerlope or some of the other farmers in the forum get their goods to market......This is the method I use to get my harvest to the local market. My wife is in charge of delivering the goods as well as growing. She does a great job and I couldn't do it without her. I am always by her side helping her with her duties......If you have any opinions on my method of farming, I would greatly appreciate your help.

Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,

P.S. Here is the picture...........My wife is a strong woman..........

Peanut · Nov 18, 2008

you bad man . you better hope yo ole lady don't see that thread you gonna be toteing alot of the stuff yo self after that. and is that a smoke you got in your mouth??

RUSTY ANVIL · Nov 19, 2008

Where is everyone??????????

I thought I would get more than one reply to my farming method....

Maybe everyone is at Hunting Camp.....

Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,

Peanut · Nov 19, 2008

it's just me and you. so you better get used to "it". they done gone off and left us.

D&D Farm · Nov 19, 2008

Actually, there are a lot of folks still in and out of here. The problem may be folks that curse a bit to much for a public situation, discuss trivialities, put down wives/women in general, and put stuff in here just to see their thoughts in print even if no one else is interested.

For me, this is always part of forums that I get tired of; but continue to participate because every now and then there is a real diamond of knowledge about that particular subject. I truly appreciate most of the folks on here because of their common sense, subject knowledge, and patience with me when I ask ignorant questions. Helps me to overlook those self-serving that I manage to overlook.........

You asked.............Dennis

river · Nov 19, 2008

I'm glad to see the forum back in action. I don't think everyone has disappeared. I see that Tommy's blond joke (had me laughing) is now dated 11/18/08. I remember seeing that post about a week ago, at least (how about it Tommy - when did you post it). And it is one of the last posts I remember seeing until tonight. I check this forum every morning and afternoon, if not more often. There must have been a problem, and I hope it is solved. Anyway, I'm glad to see the forum back in action.

I'm still waiting for my first snowfall here in St. Lawrence Cty. The plow is mounted and I've adjusted the plow shoes so I won't catch too much rock or grass, but nothing yet. Help! I need to justify my investment.

On the other hand, If I had spent that money on stocks, I'd have already lost $10K. (Sorry, I didn't mean to get sidetracked.)

Glad to see some action.

Doug

Peanut · Nov 19, 2008

the forum is alive again.you'v done it rusty you have revived it.

TWO GUNS · Nov 19, 2008

Still right here...... just been huntingmuch !!!!

Takingcare of the deer & wild hogs downin the swamps ~~~~~~~~

bouchard · Nov 19, 2008

I thought I would show you some real snow conditions for my Kubota. We never got that one more snowstorm that would have made it possible to climb on the roof of my house. Actually, we did, but it melted between storms. I live in Northern Maine where we had record snowfalls last year. I'm not sure if this photo will show up clearly or if it can be enlarged once you receive it but I think it's pretty cool. Those tracks, the Commander-K Series are incredible. It's like driving a bulldozer. I have a 6000 lb. Vortex winch in the front and a 10,000 lb Vortex winch in the rear. As long as there are trees around to winch to, I'm all set. Is it slow? Of course it is, but if I want to go like a bat outa hell and suck up gas like there's no tomorrow, I can get on my snowmobile. However, if I want to enjoy the scenery and ride all day in the comfort of my heated cab and listen to the tunes on my radio or cd player, then this is the vehicle of choice. Average speed is 10-20 mph ( 20 going downhill ) compared to the 27 mph on wheels. I highly recommend a hand throttle-makes a big difference when you feel it wanting to bogg down. This keeps the rpms up. I try to stay away from groomed snowmobile trails as much as I can unless it's after a fresh snowfall and there isn't much traffic. I much prefer breaking my own trails in old abandoned trails that I cut brush in this Fall. We don't have any snow as I write this but I can't wait. I enjoy my RTV more in the winter months than in the summer. I'll try to send more photos if I'm successful with this one. Take care! Phil

bordercollie · Nov 19, 2008

I'm here but just busy on the farm. We've had 4 sets of twins. 2 of those sets were born alive this week and got to ride in the back of the kubota while the mothers followed across the cotton field to the loading pen. We brought them home to supplement the "groceries".One of the Mothers tried to drive the RTV.She also wanted to ride in the back with me and the calves. I was glad to get to the pen and let her have them.Haha.There ,we loaded them in the trailer and took 'em to the barn. We also have a dairy cow we use to supplement the calves, besides the high protein milk replacer.. Then I bounced the oil filler cap off the case loader.... had to find it, work on the electric fence , load feed wagons, tag calves, cooked pork, turnip greens, sweet potatoes eat and eat, celebrate birthday, and that is just the half of it......I bumped the picture posting advice of BCZoom's in case it will help ,bouchard. Watch out ,Two Guns says he loves cold weather. He will be up there if you keep talking .haha.....,Bordercollie

Peanut · Nov 20, 2008

well it's nice to see everyone is still around .

bczoom · Nov 20, 2008

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Not much to talk about since all our machines are just purring along...

Work has me veeerrrrryyyy busy right now so I can't visit much.

BTW, I did think the original post/joke was pretty funny.

RUSTY ANVIL · Nov 20, 2008

D&D Farm (Dennis),

I am sorry if i offended you or anyone else out there. It was just a joke. From now on I will keep just to the RTV subject......

Rusty Anvil,,,,

Peanut · Nov 20, 2008

yep sorry if i or we offended anyone by posting something. i don't have an rtv i guess i should just keep my mouth shut then.

TWO GUNS · Nov 20, 2008

NOBODY'S OFFENDED ~~~~~



EVERYONE ISOUT HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, AND WE ARE GETTINGIT !!!!!

With or without a RTV ~~~~~

D&D Farm · Nov 20, 2008

Peanut · Nov 21, 2008

<pre>Just in time for Thanksgiving!!</pre>
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<pre>Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a</pre>
<pre>stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it
was</pre>
<pre>perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when</pre>
<pre>poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.</pre>
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<pre> </pre>
<pre>8 to 15 lb. turkey</pre>
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<pre>1 cup melted butter</pre>
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<pre>1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)</pre>
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<pre>1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to</pre>
<pre>taste</pre>
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<pre>Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt,</pre>
<pre>and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan</pre>
<pre>with the neck end toward the back of the oven.</pre>
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<pre>Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's butt blows the oven</pre>
<pre>door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.</pre>
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<pre>And, you thought I didn't cook...</pre>
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