Now THAT'S funny!
If it had been, he should have been lynched before he got past Brownsville! The folks of this great state spend millions every year combatting the crap.

Mesquite, that is, not cow crap.
Anyway, it does run up into Okleehomie a ways.
Texas was supposedly beautiful grasslands before the evil weed came along. Now, it is a constant battle for ranchers. And they say it is responsible for a lot of our drought conditions, because it is a very thirsty plant that sends out runners. If you've ever dug one up, you know what I mean.

It'll make a preacher cuss!