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It has been reported to this desk that Tommy,the Chairman and CEO of Boot Savers Inc. has branched out into the GPS field. They will be selling the latest and newest GPS units available. Two Guns will be in charge of the sales department traveling all over Louisiana in his Kubota. A.J. will be handling all legal aspects of the newly formed business. Big Jim will be the swamp consultant on finding new ways to navigate his track mounted Kubota through the swamps. Bordercollie will be be Vice President of Marketing and testing so he can calculate how many hours the new GPS will last. The latest report that came across my desk is that Kiefer is now a GPS wantabe. Bczoom was offered theVice President ofdistribution for the entire United States, but as of this date, has not accepted the position. </p>


And now for the unveiling of the latest GPS technology. You will be the first to see the amazing knowledge that is waiting to be unleased to the general public.</p>


GOOD LUCK TOMMY...........</p>


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SORRY RUSTY. TODAY WAS A 12 HR PLUS WORKDAY. THESE PICTURES WERE TOP SECRET... YOU'RE IN REAL TROUBLE NOW. IT SEEMS THOUGH ,THAT RTV OWNERS WILL FIND THIS GPS UNIT ALMOST BULL IT PROOF. THIS MORNING, FIGHTING BULLS WHICH WEIGHED AROUND 1700 LBS EACH , PUSHED INTOTHE RTV BUMPER AND HARDLY DAMAGED IT. ALTHOUGH A LARGE DOSE OF DRAMINE MAY BE REQUIRED IF TOO MUCH FANCY POWER STEERING DRIVING IS REQUIREDTO BREAK UP SUCH FIGHTS.ONE OF THE PUPS ACTUALLY FELL OFF BUT JUMPED RIGHT BACK ON.THIS GPS UNIT WILL BE HANDY FOR ALL GIRLYDRIVERS SUCH AS BORDERCOLLIEAND WILL MAKE MOST ANY BULL FIGHT BREAK UP SUCCESSFULLY WITH SUCHEXACTDRIVING....... BORDERCOLLIE</p>
 
Thanks Bordercollie,,,,It's good to know that my story was a hit. Don't take any chances with those bulls. Even a pet bull is unpredictible. Just ask me.........I will never tell...........</p>


Rusty Anvil,,,,,</p>
 
that thing is still in the testing lab rusty . i can't believe you would post a picture of our newest top sectetive product.oh well ... the newest model comes with a remote control bobble head switch that remotly activates the bobble head afect of the gps device. we will also be selling diferent country and atste flag shirts to wrap around the bottom half . plusa bonus added feature of some neat little google magnetic thump tac locator markers so that way you will always be in the knowhow.</p>
 
Tommy,</p>


You really have your mind working....You can tell a good story also.............I haven't heard back from Two Guns or Bczoom or Keifer..........</p>


Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,,</p>
 
[quote user="RUSTY ANVIL"]I haven't heard back from Two Guns or Bczoom or Keifer..........</p>


Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,,</p>
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Rusty,</p>


Sorry. I cannot comment while in active negotiations for the VP of Distribution. :-)</p>


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Rusty Anvil,</p>


Two Guns is still " POWER SELLING " out of his RTVall over Sportmans Paradise>>>>>></p>


~~~~~~~~~~~~ jamie</p>
 
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