Tommy and Rusty try yoga!
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Tommy do you have a sister down here in Texas?</p>
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dam man dat lady looks like she had the hippo sucktion thing stuck up her butt and the dr fell asleep with it on. man check out the melinomas on her chest. as flat as everything else is on her i think it's safe to say her implants are run-flats. maybe they have a kevlar belt in ther too.dat lady reminds me of a catfish that got stuck on the end of our water pump when we was cleaning out the drydocks man try to imagin a catfish about 18"long and his mouth got stuck on the sucktion . that pump sucked out his whole insides and he looked like a needle fish. that kinda lady is a 4 pill viagra and a case of beer picker upper.juss make sure you leave before most of the beer wears off. lookin at her and thinkin of sexreminds me of a dish i ate at the local chink resturant called chicken on a stick it's a small skinny piece of meat with a stick shoved in it.lmao oh man i gotta go this is too much . the worst thing is she looks just like my friends girl friend.lmao</p>
Tommy do you have a sister down here in Texas?</p>
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dam man dat lady looks like she had the hippo sucktion thing stuck up her butt and the dr fell asleep with it on. man check out the melinomas on her chest. as flat as everything else is on her i think it's safe to say her implants are run-flats. maybe they have a kevlar belt in ther too.dat lady reminds me of a catfish that got stuck on the end of our water pump when we was cleaning out the drydocks man try to imagin a catfish about 18"long and his mouth got stuck on the sucktion . that pump sucked out his whole insides and he looked like a needle fish. that kinda lady is a 4 pill viagra and a case of beer picker upper.juss make sure you leave before most of the beer wears off. lookin at her and thinkin of sexreminds me of a dish i ate at the local chink resturant called chicken on a stick it's a small skinny piece of meat with a stick shoved in it.lmao oh man i gotta go this is too much . the worst thing is she looks just like my friends girl friend.lmao</p>
[quote user="RUSTY ANVIL"]I might just take Peanuts sister to see Bczoom and leave her there for the weekend.</p>
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Rusty,</p>
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 1-TON TRUCK!!!</p>
Does she like fun rides? I could use her help for a new zipline run I want to do. My woods are on a steep hill, about 1000-1200 feet back.</p>
I'm thinking if you came up the other side of that hill (with easier access) in your new truck, you can drop her off there. I'd go in the woods about 50' and hold out a steak and yell "Com Basse" (or however you spell what you yell to call in the cows). When she came plowing through to get that steak, she'll build up speed. Once that happens, she's bound to trip and start rolling. I'll duck out of the way and let her roll. She might like that ride. I get a clear-cut path through that 1000' as she bulldozes down the trees. As an added benefit, I'll have lots of trees down for firewood.</p>
Oh... She'll hit the creek at the bottom so she'll get a nice bath to get the dirt off.</p>
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Rusty,</p>
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 1-TON TRUCK!!!</p>
Does she like fun rides? I could use her help for a new zipline run I want to do. My woods are on a steep hill, about 1000-1200 feet back.</p>
I'm thinking if you came up the other side of that hill (with easier access) in your new truck, you can drop her off there. I'd go in the woods about 50' and hold out a steak and yell "Com Basse" (or however you spell what you yell to call in the cows). When she came plowing through to get that steak, she'll build up speed. Once that happens, she's bound to trip and start rolling. I'll duck out of the way and let her roll. She might like that ride. I get a clear-cut path through that 1000' as she bulldozes down the trees. As an added benefit, I'll have lots of trees down for firewood.</p>
Oh... She'll hit the creek at the bottom so she'll get a nice bath to get the dirt off.</p>
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RUSTY ANVIL
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Zoom,</p>
You scared me there for a minute......I thought you wanted Peanuts sister to test the zip line.......It would take(2) 150 foot oak on both ends to hold her weight.....I am sorry to say, and nothing against Kubota, but I tried to get her into the bed so I could take her with me to help load some logs and she blew out both back tires. Now here is the good part......The tires were 27-11-12 Essex Surefoot with Kevlar Belts and a 1190 rating on each tire........This girl is BIG...............</p>
I will be at your place on Sunday morning......You better have some steaks....She eats a 16 oz fillet before breakfast as finger food.............I won't be responsible if she rolls in a zig zag pattern.........She is built like a bowling ball............</p>
I don't blame Tommy for misrepresenting his sister....I would want to get rid of her also but she is keeping the whistle pigs cleaned up and the beaver and muskrats are almost eradicated...........</p>
Send your children to your relatives for the day, I don't want them to have nightmares...........</p>
Rusty,,,</p>
You scared me there for a minute......I thought you wanted Peanuts sister to test the zip line.......It would take(2) 150 foot oak on both ends to hold her weight.....I am sorry to say, and nothing against Kubota, but I tried to get her into the bed so I could take her with me to help load some logs and she blew out both back tires. Now here is the good part......The tires were 27-11-12 Essex Surefoot with Kevlar Belts and a 1190 rating on each tire........This girl is BIG...............</p>
I will be at your place on Sunday morning......You better have some steaks....She eats a 16 oz fillet before breakfast as finger food.............I won't be responsible if she rolls in a zig zag pattern.........She is built like a bowling ball............</p>
I don't blame Tommy for misrepresenting his sister....I would want to get rid of her also but she is keeping the whistle pigs cleaned up and the beaver and muskrats are almost eradicated...........</p>
Send your children to your relatives for the day, I don't want them to have nightmares...........</p>
Rusty,,,</p>
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[quote user="RUSTY ANVIL"]I might just take Peanuts sister to see Bczoom and leave her there for the weekend.</p>
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Rusty,</p>
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 1-TON TRUCK!!!</p>
Does she like fun rides? I could use her help for a new zipline run I want to do. My woods are on a steep hill, about 1000-1200 feet back.</p>
I'm thinking if you came up the other side of that hill (with easier access) in your new truck, you can drop her off there. I'd go in the woods about 50' and hold out a steak and yell "Com Basse" (or however you spell what you yell to call in the cows). When she came plowing through to get that steak, she'll build up speed. Once that happens, she's bound to trip and start rolling. I'll duck out of the way and let her roll. She might like that ride. I get a clear-cut path through that 1000' as she bulldozes down the trees. As an added benefit, I'll have lots of trees down for firewood.</p>
Oh... She'll hit the creek at the bottom so she'll get a nice bath to get the dirt off.</p>
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down here we used to just yell"SOOOWEEE" AND SHE CAME RUNNING. we put her on a roller coatser at 6 flags but it stripped out all the teeth on the gears and burned up the motor.more bills !!!</p>
[quote user="RUSTY ANVIL"]I might just take Peanuts sister to see Bczoom and leave her there for the weekend.</p>
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Rusty,</p>
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 1-TON TRUCK!!!</p>
Does she like fun rides? I could use her help for a new zipline run I want to do. My woods are on a steep hill, about 1000-1200 feet back.</p>
I'm thinking if you came up the other side of that hill (with easier access) in your new truck, you can drop her off there. I'd go in the woods about 50' and hold out a steak and yell "Com Basse" (or however you spell what you yell to call in the cows). When she came plowing through to get that steak, she'll build up speed. Once that happens, she's bound to trip and start rolling. I'll duck out of the way and let her roll. She might like that ride. I get a clear-cut path through that 1000' as she bulldozes down the trees. As an added benefit, I'll have lots of trees down for firewood.</p>
Oh... She'll hit the creek at the bottom so she'll get a nice bath to get the dirt off.</p>
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down here we used to just yell"SOOOWEEE" AND SHE CAME RUNNING. we put her on a roller coatser at 6 flags but it stripped out all the teeth on the gears and burned up the motor.more bills !!!</p>
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
Rusty and Bczoom went to a Steelers game but Brian just had to take part in the halftime show!</p>
that reminds me of a joke these two old men who both thier wives have done died and passed on was sitting down on the proch in rockers. well one guy starts talkin about his wife man my wife was a nagger used to nag me everyday nag!nag!nag til one day she passed on . the guy looks at the other old fellar and asked yer wife was anagger too?he then replied no!no!she wasn't no naggershe was a white woman.</p>
RUSTY ANVIL
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Muleman:</p>
The only reason I went out on the field was to hold onto Zoom so he wouldn't tip over as he was running to the 50 yard line.........The commode was off balance and Zoom needed help because he forgot to empty the commode before we left his house. We learned a lesson and will always empty the contraption before we go to another Steelers game.........We had a lot of fun meeting the CHEERLEADERS at halftime........but I will tell you a secret...........He didn't have any fun when we got back to his house and his wife was holding a sledge hammer and broke the commode into little pieces all over his garage.........The little woman saw the halftime show on TV........That is all for now.......The sagga may continue tomorrow if my new T-plate makes it to Zoom's house with Tommy's sister.........</p>
Rusty Anvil,,</p>
The only reason I went out on the field was to hold onto Zoom so he wouldn't tip over as he was running to the 50 yard line.........The commode was off balance and Zoom needed help because he forgot to empty the commode before we left his house. We learned a lesson and will always empty the contraption before we go to another Steelers game.........We had a lot of fun meeting the CHEERLEADERS at halftime........but I will tell you a secret...........He didn't have any fun when we got back to his house and his wife was holding a sledge hammer and broke the commode into little pieces all over his garage.........The little woman saw the halftime show on TV........That is all for now.......The sagga may continue tomorrow if my new T-plate makes it to Zoom's house with Tommy's sister.........</p>
Rusty Anvil,,</p>
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
I figured out why Bczoom can't give up acting like a kid and busting himself up. Here is his granny. It runs in the family!LOL</p>
Kubota Kanook
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And Tommy...Ya gotta get your sister to cut back on the Garlic....Whew!</p>
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
Rusty, Tommy got the motor home tuned up and is coming to pick his sister up this weekend. She seen that frost the other night and it scared her as she don't have any cold weather clothes.</p>
muleman RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
I can't blame her for wanting to go south. You could have bought her some long johns!</p>
RUSTY ANVIL
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I am going to hate to see her go........it's close to winter and she would of kept me warm at night.........I wouldn't have to use as much coal and wood........But on the other hand, the food bill was atrocious.................</p>
Rusty,,,,,</p>
Rusty,,,,,</p>