Tommy and Rusty try yoga!

das it !!oh wait i mean DAS IT!!!I IS GONNA TELL MY DADDIE AS SOON AS THE DNA TEST COME BACK FROM THEVETRENARIANS OFFICE!!! i can't go any place wit out get-in put down and disgraced like dis. and to top it all off now you startin to insult my stupidity. what you tink dat dis ole coonass didn't get an educaishunwell tink again my was afriend i will let u know dat i did make it to high school sure duh bust might have taken a wrong turn and we just ended up dar but i did atleast walk trew duh halls for a minute b-4 duh gaurd caught me. heck i even passed in front a colleage one time too and i read duh sign i tawt you was a betta man din dat muleman. man even duh wife is mad at me lass night she said honey why not not just come in duh room and give me 12"'s and make it hurt so i made duh love to her 5 times and punch her in duh face.but das alll right yea i got no feelins it mena nuthin to me no more neg!! but 4 duh picture of me and duh ole rusty i juss have one ting to tell you atleast i passeded out wit my head on duh table po ole rusty tawt he could fly and dat ole fool he hit duh tree on take off. how you is rusty? yo head feelin betta?</p>
 
I'm feeling a little better but my back and neck still are very sore..............I guess I should have stopped drinking when your sister said (No more cajun juice Rusty or I will throw you out on the street),,,,,,That was me flying by when I hit that tree...Your sister doesn't have very good aim..........I can't seem to remember how I got tangled up with your sister...........That was a cloudy day in my life..............That is why I have never breathed a sober breath since I met her..........LOL........She is fun to have around.......She sends me on a trip at least once a week.............Peanut, I need a fresh steak to put on my eye...............Your sister just clobbered me again...</p>


Your Brother in Law,</p>


Ole Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,,,</p>
 
don't be goin put no steak on yo eye and go walk in front my sister the last guy that done that she damn near ate hisear off knaw'in on that steak.</p>
 
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Your Brother in Law,</p>


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Ya'll are killing me, I can't quit laughing !!!!! </p>


Now that makes me put my teeth in !!!!!</p>


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Hey Peanut (Tommy),</p>


I found this picture of Muleman on his last visit to Walmart. Looks like he could use a bath and a good scrubbing.</p>


Rusty Anvil,</p>
 
Peanut,</p>


Look where Muleman left his pet Goat. Outside in his pickup truck in the Walmart parking lot in the hot sun.......Why wouldn't he take his Goat inside with him,,,,,,,,,That animal could get Goat stroke.</p>


Rusty Anvil....</p>
 
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<span style="text-decoration: underline;">I found you guys a new ride.</span></p>


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It even has a windshield wiper kit >>> They will be in heaven with this unit .....Has the Orange metal roof, jeep style mirrors, OEM glass windshield .....All they need now is some ITP 589's, 26 inchers, of course ..... 27" might just pull the tork down or rubb </p>


Be careful what you say uncle doug, Tommy might sling a sister on you, he done threw one up north !!!!</p>


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TWO GUNS,,,,,,</p>


Don't ever mention about Peanuts sister.........She is yelling now that she wants her back scratched and I left my garden rake out in the tool shed........That girl is BIG....</p>


I should of never said( I DO). Peanut talked me into it.........He wanted a partner in the Boot Saver business......All I got out of it was his sister and a giant food bill......</p>


She wants to go shopping tomorrow so I had to buy a 1 ton truck just to get her to Walmart.......Not is the front seat, in the bed..........I had to buy a bed rug made of carpet and extra large cap to keep the wind off her neck.....she is always complaining of a stiff neck.......I tried to wait for that truck that CJKruis had planted in his back 40 acres but it only got to be a 3/4 ton..........I might just take Peanuts sister to see Bczoom and leave her there for the weekend.....I need a vacation away from her...........If I ever get to Louisiana I am going to throw that Brother In Law of mine in the town dump......</p>


Talk to ya later Two Guns.......I am so mad at myself I can't type anymore.............</p>


NEVER,,,,,EVER,,,,,Marry a sister of Tommy's///////////////////////</p>


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Rusty Anvil,,,,,,,,,,</p>
 
rusty, out of respect to my fellow shoppers I only take my doe goats inside. The billy has to wait out in the truck.</p>
 
You need to get Tommy's sister a new outfit next time you take her along to wallyworld. Might want to get her eyes checked also. seems she gets her spots a little confused.</p>
 
Tommy was down to wallyworld and picked up these kickin pair of treads to go with his 589's on the rhino. While he was there he got a pair of them pants to compete with Rusty. Since Bczoom lives out there by Rusty we might have to check out his wardrobe as well!</p>
 
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